awesome post

Guess what? This is going to be one awesome post :) , Don't ask me the why or how because i am yet to find out, So these days i am using awesome quite liberally, yes your guess is correct, i am gonna use "awesome" like million times until you agree this is awesome post, Damn i am awesome..

So unlike the regular ranting this is gonna be quite high(Come on not that high, I am a law abiding citizen, trust me i wont even submit fake rental slips for tax exemption how pathetic is this :()

December is my favouritest (yes this word exists in my English  month of the year, so most of the people reading this post might guess the reason , because my awesome birthday falls under this month, So the plannings the parties the GIFTS always are the awesome things. And my previous bosses made me think (believe) that this is a holiday season and you don't have to work so much,

You want another awesome reason?,, the DOOMSDAY approaching.. You want any other reason to part hard, nay!!!

As a customary (show off)thing i always post my birthday hourly plan, But for the sake of your time( read as i did not remember that much ) i am doing that now.

This birthday is the best birthday ever ok dont remind me that i told the same from past 3 years :), Come on every frnd need appreciation is nt it?

Ok birthday resolutions : Wake up at 7 30 am ( you know after snoozing your alarm for 10 times it will switch off, Dont ask me how i knw it)

Past year guilty: Not having more fun, Live the moment..

This year plan :Live the moment and stop making plans...

I know this post looks like little lengthy than a tweet and little shorter than facebook status. But my creative juices are dried up.. ok let me think.........

I watched a movie Krishnam vande jagadgurum ( My recent telugu movie) , I am never into movie reviews but it taught me a good lesson.

If you are trying to impress everyone you will end up hating youself. A good concept with unnecessary songs and un -understandable fights( May be i have to believe a simple equation our hero = spider man+ super man +iron man +bat man etc)

So dont do the same mistake as the director of this movie, Dont try to be loved by every one, life will be good with some haters...

Thats all for this awesome day.. Have some awesomeness in your life, I even thinking about starting a new religion awesomism (come on i am just kidding dont be scared)

PS: I do watch "how i met your mother" sit com, not inspired by that.

Life at its Fullest

Hi people,

Here I am bunking my daily scrum with supercilious reason "too busy to attend".

Today I have a craving to write a romantic post, like midnight cream stone’s dry fruit delight or the super urgent shopping urges, (Yeah these are impossible for me to stop).

Back in the day I used to write these kind of posts for which I am very proud of, for which my friends thought I am in a serious r***tion, like this, that.

So whole must write romantic post made me realize  you actually need some emptiness to feel things right, and get things right.

Like, you can only enjoy a good meal when you are hungry. A person who truly loved and nurtured from childhood always assume those are just easily available (like most of us).

Once rejected can understands the value of acceptance. Failure makes life more understandable.

How does this sound, weird or creepy? :)

Look I have a theory too. Do you know how many emotions human can feel? Yeah even I don't know... Ok let’s leave this neuron specialists, Happy, sad, lost, loved, dejected, depressed, ecstatic etc... Everybody wants be happy, and we can’t even imagine what people (Eww... I am not talking with aliens so...we) do to be happy, We fear of taking chances because those may make us sad, we fear taking new challenges, taking new paths, welcoming new people into our life.. The list is endless...

But being sad is not that much bad you know (yes with experience ), I won’t tell you that this will make you strong or other shit, When you are sad , that definitely not make you strong , it make you vulnerable ,sensitive, moody cranky .. But when you cross this, you know how to react to that shit, and you are armed to make happier situations to ecstatic. Being ecstatic definitely beats happy. :)

And you can see the diffidence between small line and big line.

So let’s enjoy all the tastes in life sweet, sour, spicy... After all we need some really nice and crispy stories to tell our grand kids, they will be 25^th century kids obviously hard to please... :)

Do let me know what you think of this. I don't know is this whole preachy thing actually works... see ya..

How much of you is really you?

Writing a post on Saturday evening is definitely not me, but for the benefit of human race i sacrificed my one awesome weekend evening to enlighten you all. In other words I got bored L

How much weird is this title to you? But definitely I really got a point this time to make, trust me.

Everyone have different opinions about us. For some you are the laziest, for other you are hard working , some may agree you are the smart worker, but how much will these opinions effect us(Not in a good way or a bad but like how much way J) .

Let’s do a case study.

Subject for test :who else will sign up for these crazy things. So ME.

Just assume lot of circles going inward and outward (yeah you got it.. flash back)

One day when girls end playing  khokho or kabaddi , because boys need a bigger ground for their stupid cricket . Me and my friends are seriously discussing about promoting khokho for Olympics, one ball hit me badly, so when I am about scream/cry. My P.ED sir told me I am unqualified to cry in front of others because I am too strong for that. I don’t know the fact behind that statement, but I just believed that.. From that day on-wards I never cried in front of others.

So swathi is cool enough to not to give safety advice to friends, swathi is independent enough to handle things.

So these opinions definitely played a bigger part in shaping up my personality.

If you say to a kid, that he is stubborn he will become one, If you repeatedly tell your boyfriend he is late for everything, he will take the cue.. so instead of that tell him he used to be on time earlier kind of like that (come on he is your friend you know better :P)

So how much of you is really you?

Chikmaglur travel experience( One crzay day)

Uh..huh..

Another travelogue, Basically i am not so fond of travelogues, full of history and geography details.. may be another reason for my dislike is jealousy, while u r sittig in your office working ur *** off reading ,someone enjoying nature, swimming with dolphins does not help much (oh no what did i admit, by the way.. Swathi never feel jealous). So dont expect me to write stuff like that because i am lazy enough to forget the routes and history.. besides who need it when u have google maps and wikipedia

So i went to a place called chikmagalur (I donno y but i always end up pronouncing it as chikmangalur) Dont ask me how much distance from banglore or hyderbad . It is far enough that you wont feel your legs during this journey..

Climate is cold enough to skip bath for two days(Hey not me i am good girl u know).

Routes are confusing enough to get lost.

Ghat roads are high enough to feel rats in your stomach.(Ew.. Even i am digusted with this comparision)

Fog is good enough that you will chant Hanuman danadakam secretly( Again not me) , though i thought twice that i am gonna die.

This place made me feel jealous of karnataka for it's beauty, why god why only they have all scenic places.. why?

Ok lets start with food( Dont gime that weird look, everybody likes food u know).. I guess all vegetables are filled with more oxygen and more taste here. Even i found cauliflower is tasty (there is really god here), Chicken is so soft that i cant stop eating .. Lastly coffee come on you have to talk about coffee when you stayed in coffee estate ... I am not so a coffee drinker or lover.. But this place made me to find taste in coffee though i added double sugar. This place one hell of yummiest.

Coming to roaming

We went to mulyangiri.. kind of high peak,, gives you goosebumps, with super natural views.. And to my surprise there is a temple( Hey i found the reason why temples are situated on top of moutains, by the time you reach any hill, you will be half scared to death, so our ancestors figured this out and to comfort us they build a temple to give some moral support.. how kind na). Did i tell you there are lot of steps need to be climbed to reach that temple, By the time we reached temple. There is heavy downpour.. Luckily bhagavan shiva gave us shelter with prasad( oh no that kanzoos pujari did nt offer me any, may be because of the coins i left as dakshin.. Note to self :Carry cash to temples to impress pandits.. they are the ones who offer prasadam.. ) After some time rain was stopped , we manage to climb down to the place where our vehicles parked , after completing mandatory facebook photo session , we are wrapped up for the day.

Next day is kind of search for waterfall. My eyes are kind of hungry for waterfalls, I guess we went for some place.. (hang on a minute i forgot the name pinging a friend for it) oh yeah got it .. kimmengundi.. this is also a peak point.. There is a superb ghat.. i guess tigers are good in hiding so we could not see any.. superb rain .. After nagging for continuous 20 mins my driver let me open the window.. Man this is the ultimate for awesome ness.. But actually fog killed most of the view... After we went to the peak point.. There is a heavy rain ,unlike previous day we are not that lucky.. so drenched in rain and i alsmost freezed to death.. We ate dhaba food but billed like restaraunt places (The board actually read as restorent, with all my super brains i asked someone, meaning of the word). We also went to some waterfalls , did not remember the name, Am sure my online support also did not remember this.. It is so tiny.. but the amla with salt and chilli is yummiest for the freezing weather( how come i wont forget about food, I am sure that if i dig deep enough i can even tell you the name of the amla vendor :P).. Thats a wrap for a second day.

Third day we went for estate tour, saw a waterfall.. and the algae there does not feel slippery like all other algae.. weird huh!!!

Belur: It is actually made me proud to live in this corrupted country.. The architecture is finer than the design on my dupatta. I wish i have a saree with the design engraved in pallu (after all a girl u know). And i did not know the diety name( i bought prasadam from there and my coll asked me the deity name that is when i looked at the cover of prasadam, thank god i did not buy the plain covers one :))

so thats it

Things i learnt:

Even grownups are scared of dogs.. (Phani i did not mention your name here you know)

Boys are also sensitive..

Moving things(vehicles) are not my forte

Never trust promises, when it involves cycle riding..

And you let me falldown..

Corporate companies un co-operative people

So guess what i gonna write,

May be some ranting about my team mates, HR person or a manager. You know you are very much WRONG(I know i can not put a suggestive tittle, Come on.. u r my awesome reader why just cant you read my mind.. I am sure that is quite easier than reading my blog with all this weird punctuation).

Last weekend i went for trek with my sister.. Kind of remote village.. You know life chooses life(I know it is sounding like a movie dailogue.. But see the depth).. So instead of magnificient rocks, awesome structure and super cool trek(read as super cool people with super accent and uber cool trek gear) My stupid mind is more fascinated about the people in that village.. (Is something wrong with my brain? I know its tricky question? My mom also did nt have clue about it.. Sigh)

What is the answer you will get if you ask some stranger for directions, Will you atleast expect them to stop and listen.. No way, that is the reason we have our smart phone. Do you ever expect someone to offer their share of food, just for visiting their place, and the most important question is.. do you feel secured out of your house? I dont know about yours but what i mind think is.. What if they misguided and send me to some remote place and kill me.. Sharing their food, no way they will definitely poison me and wil take my wallet.. I cant feel safe inside my home until unless it is locked up with atleast 3 locks.
But my brain functioned very differently in that village. It asked every human being about directions, followed them blindly.. was really eager to share their food. Asked their help to clean myself up.. And even carried their baby. (Which is a surprise even for me, Because according to my cousins i was never into babies, They even asked me to seek some help).
I did not found the reason yet... the sudden malfunction of my super efficient brain (Is someone bugged it.. Any extra extraterrestrial)..

Or

It is just their super warm smile, their open hearts, having a feeling what you see is what you get, respect or just their helpfulness.

I donno its really bugging me cause may be my monthly income would be their early expense, But I relaly wish their one day happiness would be my monthly happiness quota..
Dont expect me stop and show the directions when next time you asked me, Like i said my city is good enough to fix this malfunction quickly..

Village I visited is :K.Kottali Kurnool AP

A silent bark

One day In my life,

 

Describing the whole day is a bit wordy, but I will try my level best. My day usually wont start like yours, I do sleep more amount of time than you, and our sleep pattern varies a lot, That too winter here is taking its toll on our body...And these days its very hard to find a tree trunk to rest... Ohhhh.. My day usually starts like this.. ranting about everything :),,, Oops I need to run to the nearest dust bin, before everyone take best parts...

 

Oh I am late, Big brownie, Black already fighting like hell, with the limp I have I even don't stand a minute in front of them, Did I tell you how I got this limp ,that was the day when I lost everything I have.

 

Let me complete my hunt first, then we can talk about this later. Oh there you see a big white building they kept a German there, It is so huge but poor thing never had a chance to come out or to run with wind, When I missed my bin feast this is the second place I look to, like so many people this house wallah's also don't put their garbage in garbage cans but leave it on the road. Wow seems like I hit the jackpot today, There is a lot of food on road, Oh no!!! wrapped in shining thing , Wish I have hands to remove all this crap, better I be hurry than sorry. Momma always insisted that I wont eat anything in shining but these days its hard to find.

 

Now this German guys calls me, Fortunate that we don't have different languages. We have only one language.. He is asking how my day is, I told him about my hunt.. and about pretty much about every other neighbor of his. And asked him about his, There comes a big sigh as expected.. I really pity him, He is not kind of guy stay on a room for hours and watch flat screen, He is a born hunter.. I don't know when this two legged creatures understood that we are not actually a decorating item, but actually a living being with a soul and personality.. yep personality... some are moody some are playful some are more barky.. But these two legged never change from master to friend.

Enough ranting.. ate food with shining thing I know it hurts bad.. But I cant really order my dinner from a menu card is not it? :)

Lets talk about that night.. I am very much younger at that time, Me and my four brothers are playing with my mom after son sets... Then there comes a big white animal with yellow color in the black , They run so fast, Even though they have big eyes they never bother about us and run over us, I don't understand why they want kill us even though it can not eat it shunt.. In wild no one will kill for pleasure.. But this white animal which leaves a black colored air , has wings but never flies.. And it will take these two legged creatures in it. That night it consumed my mothers life and my limb, for which I can not forgive, Not only me there are so many of us which suffered by this white beast... If you want a proof.. Go to any street.. Look around and you will see so many of us disabled because of this.

That is the reason we never leave this white beasts and the people in it, We officially declared a war even though we don't know how to take it down.

Marriage and other scariest things:

Heheheh.....See how I cheated you to read this post, It's like our so called film trailer which promises something delivers entirely different..

So you might already figured it, that title and post content is entirely different, If you are not yet,dude its gonna be one of my previous posts like, how to talk non stop for hours, how to bunk college(sorry office.. bad habits), how to write endlessly without a point.. simply blah.. blah..

:) Feeling bad ?.. Come on you do have two choices, first open your arm in 30 degrees inclination and holding mouse button with 10 pts of pressure (OOPS forget the units of pressure).. and coordinate your eye and hand in a such manner that your hand goes to the upper right corner of your screen to see a cross button to close, which actually uses lot of our hard earned calories. Otherwise you can simply continue reading the post.. (See how simple is that).

So now you might seriously thinking what hard to write about the title.. Hmm.. Good idea.. Let me think about it..

The point is I am blank.. Even after staring at the title for almost 15 secs I did not get anythng.. All I can remember is one of my granny's super successful never ending soap...

ok lets do the same again.. ( I will stare another 15 secs... Dnt imagine me doing this.. It looks so weird and bit mental too..)

Now What I remember is endless arguments...

Giving up...

What I am trying to learn from life is... How to dance.... really yaar.. Recently attended a music concert .. Then came to know about my prowess as dancer.. I can hardly move one inch of my leg( What is the unit less than inch plz replace it with then)..... Earlier I have this kind of stuff in my head(When Ranks does matter than knowledge and fun), that dance, music all this stuff for l__sers, Sorry can't spell it (It was so rude to tell even in blog... ) but now I understood it is an expression of joy, A way of celebration... So to all the people who can dance take a bow.. I feel you are as OSM as the guy who can solve rubic cube.

Now I want to learn dance, like I wanted to learn violin 1 year back, like planning for attending swimming classes one mnth back.... Come on u know , Analysation and design are the two crucial things for any project.. But in my case it just take bit longer time than ususal. But I will assure you I will really complete(or atleast start implementing) all this stuff I am planning(In BTW!! do you really care...)

So that is it guys.. Life will change you a lot like finding the taste in upma. Smiling to you a guy whom you really want to kill (like your PM.. seriously not mine.. not mine.. Why are you looking at me like that..)

Finished writing in 3 mins.. (God bless you :))