Ok I tried everything
like literally EVERYTHING to put some thought in this blog, some actual content
rather than my super super fancy space fillers or random 20 , So today I am
gonna break the ice , or whatever that need to be broken.
Don’t think that I lack
inspiration to write, or i am living in super comfortable environment, I live
in an apartment with all the so called perfect families. You know where wives
cook three course meal for their husband and give sendoff wearing their night
wear and covering their precious with the so called checkered towels. They do
bug every other god that has name , and all the gods will get their share of sanskrit prayers, tasty prasadams. Every now
and then even I will get invitation to those offerings.
With all the lack of
mental maturity, with sheer laziness and with mountain sized dementia I always
managed to go in the last where nothing left but to eat prasadams. And I even
managed to go straight from my office , Where my office wear includes hot pink
pants , and fun in the sun tee –shirts, and my hair in its all glory with
morning washed don’t have time to dry or tie hair style. So I definitely piss
off so many aunties more than I want to J .
I mean I just can not
believe how they managed to do all this kind of circus with just 24 hours of
time without help of any illegal drugs. Trust me our monthly intake of maggi is
beyond any food regulations. Milk packets will always be freezed, because I don’t
have time to warm/ or convert it what
ever the form that it supposed to be eaten .
Eww.. Yeah even I starting
pitying my partner for choosing to live with me. Don’t even start with workout
. Damn how can people actually wake up at 6 am. See we don’t have night vision
or fur so god manufactured us to sleep when lights out, and take rest until the
required temp is back to environment. So you!! Yeah you with the glasses and
reading this junk!! who wears nike sweaters and trainers don’t even try to meet
me , Definitely not in the morning post 8 45 am is when my mind starts waking
up.. Even though if I am up before that my brain wont woke up , So you are technically
dealing with a zombie be very aware of that…
Wow I am hell of
ranter.. So What I need in life is some one who actually tells me its ok to go
out 2 times in a week for dinner, ok to Order pizza two times a week and to
sleep at 1 am on weekdays..
If you are in my page
raise your hands, and come to my house, you know the one where the door is not
answered for good10 mins. See you
