Swathi

Saturday, November 7, 2009

swathi ----> part 1

My auto biography….

Oh god…….. AUTO BIOGRAPHY sounds too big…. but this day when I woke up I just had thought of writing this… umm quite filmy … truth is I read agnee’s member mohan’s auto biography .. after reading that I just thought I can do btr thn tht… Ofcrse he is bit popular… But who cares……..

Actually( These days I am using this word bit more … I believe when u r in self defensive position u will use tht.. )I don’t have any plans for how to write this or how to present this ….. Lets c how d wind goes.. ( Dnt chk d spelling I am too lazy to write full word..) .. When my uncle looked at my some of my writings…. He told me tht these dots will represent uncomplete ness… ( Do they?)… So coming for the need to write this is….. NOTHING…. I just wanna c my self on paper ….. and c how much I can be truthful……

Generally successful people will go for this type of weird things… Who knows I might be damn successful one day.. so at tht time may be I wont available to tell evrythng… U NEVER KNOW……

Generally every life starts with childhood ofcrse it should be (God what is this line ????)

But I dnt want to strt this with tht.. it does nt mean tht I had bad childhood or something like tht.. But I am bit lazy enough to recollect all those things.. And lets go for bit unconventional method … lets travel in reverse path.. So the screenplay will be bit like MANIRATNAM’S and RGV’s Bit confusing so follow me carefully…

The present:

I am also a softy like lakhs of ppl in India.. so as usual I am not so proud of my job…. And as it paying me good bucks with less work so no regrets.. some times worried about future … but it’s a bit OK type… umm I know I am not made for this so trying to do something different… may be not trying jus planning … I donno when it will be implemented…..

This the another day in my bio.. so d writing style will be obviously diff to previous..

Coming to the definition of me.. a girl who is so confused but always try to pretend as so confident ( L ) … Some times so silly… but always adamant to accept mistakes… I did nt have enough patience I guess…..

So I can justify the previous day comment because its almost after 7 days I am writing into this piece again… so writing bio is nt a simple thing it demands ur patience and time…

so chapter 1:

lets start from the day one… dec 1^st .. year( sorry girls thing )… My mom was so young to be a mother at tht time.. so all my relatives are so worried abt my mom.. so they don’t have any expectations on me.. all their worry is abt my mom.. ofcrse she deserve tht… I born on Sunday.. Still my mom make a point of this as it is one of the reason for my laziness ….. (U also think so )… ummmm.. docs told granpa tht I will born at mrng… but as I am even lazy to born(Acc 2 my mom ) so I landed in this grand stage by evng…

My family was quite big…. I mean as mom is younger so almost everyone took care of me… My granny loves me very much… my mom used to tell me tht for every Friday I used to get a new dress… and even for my toy also… ……….

first review :

I fwded this to raj long time back may be before one mnth, as he is my first reader, he told me tht auto biographies are meant to show the path to younger one's and this one neither sounding serious nor funny, Ofcrse i argued with him tht my writings are only for me not for anyone... but he asked me whether i dnt like to make more readers to my blog... tht sentence made me to think... So for the first time i stopped posting this and keep it aside for second writing... but it does nt seems to be possible in near future... so i am posting it as it is... (so un edited

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next time i try to be bit reasonable so bare me this time.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Software people

Hiiiiiiiii ITians………….

Don’t misunderstand it as some other tribal language… It’s a cool form of IT ppl….

k I too know this cool quotient did nt work well here… ummm… ok …. The SW birds ……

Ok what ever u are… a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig hiii from me….

May be b4 1 week I gt some fwded mail from swapna…. . Usually I wont go to this fwded stuff.. But the sender is swapna yaar u cant mess with her … So it’s a tale about hutch dog…. ..

oops Vodafone .. Meri pyari Vodafone.. irrespective of the bills of bomb and awful service I donno y stuck with this service from 4 years….

Ok coming to this story…..

Once upon a time a dog named (breed ?) pug popularly known as hutch dog lived…

His life was so happy when he was kid playing eating ofcrse sleeping..

After that Hutch people recruited him… he was asked to follow a boy.. so he followed him where ever he goes.. As a result he became popular .. he got fans.. placed in hoardings…

The D-day came some other company took over hutch.. pug prayed god tht those ppl wont paint him in red … but these ppl fired pug and hired some other ppl zoo-zoos … so pug became jobless….

So the moral of the story is love ur self not ur company … help ur self so tht ur comp will be benefited … loyalty look good in dictionaries……. always make ur company needs u.. otherwise u cant tell when ur comp stops loving u.. so be professional.. I know this sounding bit cynical.. but kya karoo yaar this is life…. that too IT people..

Life of IT people … I know every one can write a book on this … auto wallahs charge a double fair.. real estate people .. insurance people wont ask u but demand u as u r in debt with there…. Senior people will look at u as u r stealing some ones money and enjoying wid tht …. ummmm…. even u gt fired .. u cant get sympathy from any1 …… But In office Project managers, project leads ,business analysts, team managers, team leads … the tortures list never ends… But in this I am fortunate enough….. How many ppl have job satisfaction in ur jobs….

Check out this AGNEE These guys from IIMs

ditched their five star jobs…. took music as their career … Cancelled their contract with SONY to distribute their music for free ..Yes I am nt kidding….. their version was so simple anyways ppl can download pirated version….. so y cant we gave them the quality product….. ummm…. kinda inspiring right…. some time before my uncle gave me a article to read.. ofcrse he sat before me to make sure I read it completely .. its all about young entrepreneurs who took off path and succeeded……….. some guy came up with the idea of placing a web for money requests… so people who want to borrow money can send a request to this web….

I have couple of frnds who are buring their hands in this enterpreneuring … but ofcrse they love tht pain… but sacrificing small pleasures for destiny is not a simple thing…… only tough guys can ……………..