Showing posts with label software. Show all posts
Showing posts with label software. Show all posts

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Software people


Hiiiiiiiii ITians…………. sembah

celebratecelebratecelebratecelebratecelebratecelebratecelebratecelebrate

Don’t misunderstand it as some other tribal language… senyum It’s a cool form of IT ppl…. jelir

k I too know this cool quotient did nt work well here… ummm… ok …. siulThe SW birds ……

Ok what ever u are… a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig hiii from me…. sembah sembah sembah

May be b4 1 week I gt some fwded mail from swapna…. . Usually I wont go to this fwded stuff.. But the sender is swapna yaar u cant mess with her jelir… So it’s a tale about hutch dog…. ..

oops Vodafone .. Meri pyari Vodafone.. irrespective of the bills of bomb and awful service I donno y stuck with this service from 4 years…. nangih

Ok coming to this story….. senyum

Once upon a time a dog named (breed ?) pug popularly known as hutch dog lived…

His life was so happy when he was kid playing eating ofcrse sleeping.. jelir

After that Hutch people recruited him… he was asked to follow a boy.. so he followed him where ever he goes.. As a result he became popular .. he got fans.. placed in hoardings…

The D-day came some other company took over hutch.. pug prayed god tht those ppl wont paint him in red … but these ppl fired pug and hired some other ppl zoo-zoos … so pug became jobless…. nangih

So the moral of the story is love ur self not ur company … help ur self so tht ur comp will be benefited … loyalty look good in dictionaries……. always make ur company needs u.. otherwise u cant tell when ur comp stops loving u.. so be professional.. I know this sounding bit cynical.. but kya karoo yaar this is life…. that too IT people.. nangih

Life of IT people … I know every one can write a book on this … nangihauto wallahs charge a double fair.. real estate people ketukmeje .. insurance people wont ask u but demand u as u r in debt with there…. ketukmejeSenior people will look at u as u r stealing some ones money and enjoying wid tht ketukmeje…. ummmm…. even u gt fired .. u cant get sympathy from any1 ketukmeje…… But In office Project managers, project leads ,business analysts, team managers, team leads … the tortures list never ends… But in this I am fortunate enough….. How many ppl have job satisfaction in ur jobs…. jelir

Check out this AGNEE These guys from IIMs senyum

ditched their five star jobs…. took music as their career … Cancelled their contract with SONY to distribute their music for free ..Yes I am nt kidding….. their version was so simple anyways ppl can download pirated version….. so y cant we gave them the quality product….. ummm…. kinda inspiring right…. some time before my uncle gave me a article to read.. ofcrse he sat before me to make sure I read it completely jelir .. its all about young entrepreneurs who took off path and succeeded……….. some guy came up with the idea of placing a web for money requests… so people who want to borrow money can send a request to this web….

I have couple of frnds who are buring their hands in this enterpreneuring … star but ofcrse they love tht pain… but sacrificing small pleasures for destiny is not a simple thing…… only tough guys can ……………..

So all the best if any one wants go on off road …… jelir sembah sembah

If u r short of ideas you know whom to call senyum

Heay i read this quote somewhere c this ..



Commit to IT to complete IT







Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Chandrayaan


Chnadrayaan.



Please don’t be scared…..
I know our national media and local media are spending lakhs to cover this issue…..
And hundreds of trees may fell down today to print this issue on tomorrow…..
So this is not for the ppl who don’t know much TVchannels other than CNN BBC star news…. And……. (Mmmmmmmmmm sorry these are the only channels I know…….)

“If ur fav news channel is not in this list ,May be ur fav channel don’t have that much TRP to be included in my post :P”

So this post is for my kind of ppl who wont surf news channels… and who wont read news papers from the front page but from the last page…(I don’t know why newspapers print sports news in last page any logic behind this ????????????????)….

So my frnd gave me a big lecture now…

As a good girl who won’t hurt others, I am just including that lecture synopsis …..

“If you(that means me… :() dnt know abt this chandrayaan ….. how can you be an Indian….. we ppl send this rocket(is it rocket or satellite… ?????????) we should be proud of being on the elite club etc etc….”

So I just sat infront of my word document leaving my Web Part application in middle…..

Do u observe most of the ISRO scientists are Tamalians…. I don’t know y….

So this Chandrayaan is our unmanned lunar mission in which we will send one satellite …
U know first nasa sent a dog to the moon named lyka… but they killed that poor creature there itself as there is no that much technology to bring that back to earth….

Do u know still there are so many controversies of the nasa mission in which it sent 2 ppl to moon..

But on the pics released by nasa there is one more shadow of man ……..[:/]

But they remained as untold stories…

So coming to our Mission we sent a spacecraft today early morning at 6:22 am (For me it is too early …:P)

That will reach the moon after 5.5 days that means 22+5= 27th evening …

Upto now only America ,Russia,china,japan and European Space Agency are managed to send their satellites so we are the next…….. (:) claps to our isro team…)

And u know they spent Rs. 3.86 billion (US$ 80 million). Sorry “gonna spent” this amount is the total estimated cost of the project.

So be proud to be an Indian..
So if u feel this info is not sufficient.. dnt worry mein hoon na…….
Just right click these links and then open in new tab …..
A nice article in yahoo
Yahooo
But I prefer this wiki
wiki
And lastly our own isro official website like all gvrnmnt sites slow in loading scaryful in clors.. so u have choice…….
isro

Happy reading guys…

I found this video in you tube have a look
But 9 mins … google video is loaing bit faster so I am placing google video here…


Monday, September 29, 2008

GOOGLE and our Software-----"Industry"

My google(:))




Hi Readers I am back……(Swathi r u sure there r some ppl on earth who read ur posts and wait for ur posts…… ) hmmmm………. May be r May not be…..

Google is celebrating its tenth birthday………….


My fav doodles of google



As a crazy fan of google I am also excited and delighted very much.. so definitely I wanna share something with you..

Recent google doodle competetion and the winner came up with nice(bright)idea




Do u know how this GOOGLE happened…..
Google began in January 1996, as a research project by Larry Page, who was soon joined by Sergey Brin, two Ph.D. students at Stanford University in California.
They hypothesized that a search engine that analyzed the relationships between websites would produce better ranking of results than existing techniques, which ranked results according to the number of times the search term appeared on a page. Their search engine was originally nicknamed "BackRub" because the system checked backlinks to estimate the importance of a site. A small search engine called Rankdex was already exploring a similar strategy.

Originally, the search engine used the Stanford University website with the domain google.stanford.edu. The domain google.com was registered on 15 September 1997,and the company was incorporated as Google Inc. on 4 September 1998 at a friend's garage in Menlo Park, California. The total initial investment raised for the new company amounted to almost US$1.1 million, including a US$100,000 check by Andy Bechtolsheim, one of the founders of Sun Microsystems.
In March 1999, the company moved into offices in Palo Alto, home to several other noted Silicon Valley technology startups. After quickly outgrowing two other sites, the company leased a complex of buildings in Mountain View at 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway from Silicon Graphics (SGI) in 2003. The company has remained at this location ever since, and the complex has since come to be known as the Googleplex (a play on the word googolplex). In 2006, Google bought the property from SGI for US$319 million.

So these are the ones who started Google…

They started their company at the age of 23 and 24….


But what about us frnds….
We started our mathematics at the age of 5.. Our +2 syllabs is equal to the graduation of any European country..
And often we used to boast about our largest it share in the world….
Then Why our lives are trembling on us economy.. Y dollar value and pink letters are related..
Y American elections and our projects are related…
Y we will check the dollar value daily…
Any answers.. guys….
See the recruitment procedure of our so called it firms…
Every answer is fixed in their mind.. The positives The negatives… How u handle stress etc.. etc… (U should think out of the box but ur thought should be in their circle)…
What the hell it is…..
Ur work will be mailed … u have every thing written there … the same work… There is no need of applying brain ofcrse they wont allow u to use… Just follow the rules(PARAMPARA)…
Are we the developers.. are machines.. which will act according to the instructions…..
Any wayz I hope one day our India will produce the master of brains…
That day every country has to check the rupee value.,..
Every graduate dreamt of studying in our varanasi…
Ohhh I hope that day will come as early as possible


so serious article na see this video