Apartment dairies

Ok I tried everything like literally EVERYTHING to put some thought in this blog, some actual content rather than my super super fancy space fillers or random 20 , So today I am gonna break the ice , or whatever that need to be broken.

Don’t think that I lack inspiration to write, or i am living in super comfortable environment, I live in an apartment with all the so called perfect families. You know where wives cook three course meal for their husband and give sendoff wearing their night wear and covering their precious with the so called checkered towels. They do bug every other god that has name , and all the gods will get their share of  sanskrit prayers, tasty prasadams. Every now and then even I will get invitation to those offerings.

With all the lack of mental maturity, with sheer laziness and with mountain sized dementia I always managed to go in the last where nothing left but to eat prasadams. And I even managed to go straight from my office , Where my office wear includes hot pink pants , and fun in the sun tee –shirts, and my hair in its all glory with morning washed don’t have time to dry or tie hair style. So I definitely piss off so many aunties more than I want to J .

I mean I just can not believe how they managed to do all this kind of circus with just 24 hours of time without help of any illegal drugs. Trust me our monthly intake of maggi is beyond any food regulations. Milk packets will always be freezed, because I don’t have time to warm/ or convert it  what ever the form that it supposed to be eaten .

Eww.. Yeah even I starting pitying my partner for choosing to live with me. Don’t even start with workout . Damn how can people actually wake up at 6 am. See we don’t have night vision or fur so god manufactured us to sleep when lights out, and take rest until the required temp is back to environment. So you!! Yeah you with the glasses and reading this junk!! who wears nike sweaters and trainers don’t even try to meet me , Definitely not in the morning post 8 45 am is when my mind starts waking up.. Even though if I am up before that my brain wont woke up , So you are technically dealing with a zombie be very aware of that…

Wow I am hell of ranter.. So What I need in life is some one who actually tells me its ok to go out 2 times in a week for dinner, ok to Order pizza two times a week and to sleep at 1 am on weekdays..

If you are in my page raise your hands, and come to my house, you know the one where the door is not answered for good10 mins. See you

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I am breaking my biggest and only rule in blogging, i.e.,Dont write when you are so pissed off/ stressed out/ depressed . It kinda of day when you dont know what you are thinking, and unable set priorities.

When you know what is your biggest priority in life you almost solved 80% of your problems.. So here i am in that middle junction with a clueless expression in my face, and 10001 thoughts in my brain ,

and with 985 excuses of what may go wrong, May be leap of faith is not as easy as it looks, until somebody pushes you from behind.

Happy new year.  

How to take a nice picture

How to take a nice picture

Sorry if Google brings this page for you , though i doubt my blog SEO. So i really really don't want to write any stuff that is remotely tied to aperture angles, ISO , or that super cool shutter speeds. The reason being i am no expert in that field. And now a days even monkeys are taking photos so people left very little to talk about them, hey don't look that much offended, there is one facebook page dedicated to this, still don't trust me , ok go ahead click on the link and see for yourself.

Ok the common most overrated phrase after a deeeeeeep sigh!! In those good ol' days where you have to wait 2 months just to see what you have clicked. And to get shocked why you are picking your nose in middle of meal(Ewww!!!! Trust me i saw this pic , Sorry cousin) . Good/bad thing now technology evolved, people creativity super rapidly evolved, and even posing for the cameras.

With all this bandwagon the quest for that one perfect, Profile pic worthy photo never ends. One will not sharp enough, one will not have so blurred backgrounds,one will not with a cool pose. Now people are getting married for the super cool pics. They are holidaying for the sake of instagraming. Tell me when do you enjoyed a beautiful scenery without shooting it with a flash.So when do we shifted from "this looks so nice" to "hey this may be nice if everybody knows that i saw this" . Ok this is exactly irrelevant to topic, But 

photos and sharing go hand in hand. 

Photos are like mementos , a souvenir, a channel to relive that beautiful moment So just don't spoil the original moment just for the sake of a perfect foto.I know so many people who suffers this perfect 'foto' desease. 

The conversations always goes like this

I look so fat in this pic, really all i can see is how much you are laughing

It is blurry, I love how you two are holding your hands.

This is absolute rediculas dress, i like how cute you are when you are blushing.

I look so rowdy, You are macho cuddly bear:)

I actually want to post all the pictures for the comments , but i really value my 

life. 

So don't fret about those pics. Photo is a token for the loveliest time , relive those moments, be goofy , be foolish.

FYI: i don't like those waterfall pictures when you increase shutter speed, it looks like some milk.. Dude that is not how i saw it.

On the closing note, Me mamma nanna chelli went to a temple some eon years ago, Dad actually have some contract work going on that temple at that temple. so stayed in some guest house. While walking to the temple we saw a biiiig mud pool, and one equally biiiiig pig is enjoying its mud bath with half closing eyes, and nirvana like status of mind. That pig is big enough that one can actually misunderstood it as small buffalo. So my sister squealed a bit and said, wow that pig is too cute. Yeah CUTE!!! she actually said it. My mom was very quick enough to disagree that. Then my dad said, what if we change the animal to some rhino, 

change the place to some zoo park. We will definitely stand in queue to see it.So beautyness is not lies in perfection, not on that big eyes, pointy nose, nice arched brows. Imperfections are what we are. Imagine a world with everything perfect it will be so boring to live.

So next time you went to a live concert, and u clicked it, but all you can see is some shattered light. Just don't delete it , keep it. When you saw it next remember that awesome night.

Perfect photos are not made from those bulky SLRs . those are made from our super 

kind heart. Damn i still want to write to so much (It does not happen every time). But work beckons...